First off, this was intended for Tuesday, but it took me longer to compile than I’d planned…picking out sex toys is delicate work Anyway, we’ll call this one ‘Super Sex Toy Thursday’, or maybe ‘The Thursday edition of Super Sex Toy Tuesday’…either way, here it is:

Ok, so over at sextoys.com, there’s this contest going on that I could not resist participating in Ginger Leigh’s Fabulous Shopping Spree! Basically, anyone has the opportunity to win $1000 of free toys from sextoys.com, all you have to do is post your list to your blog (make sure to follow the rules, though, so you don’t miss out). My list includes 27 items and is as follows:

Love Pillow - Because it’s always nice to have a dedicated tool to assist in positioning

Clit exciter (pink) – Who can say no to multi-speed, glittered and waterproof clitoral specialization?

Whisper Micro Heated Pink - I’ve never had a toy with a remote, let alone a heated toy with a remote.

Rubber Cote Remote Egg – OK, so I’m kind of a techno-geek and remote controls excite me, especially when they work from a 35 foot range.

Good Time Vibe Pink – Because I’m a huge fan of waterproof toys and dual stimulation.

Little Su Natural Dildo – Black – Because it looks cool, it provides G-Spot AND clitoral stimulation, PLUS, designed by a woman…can’t go wrong.

We Vibe- I’ve always wanted one of these, I love experimenting and this toy is perfect for just that and more.

Dildo Boro Glass G Spot Pink – I love glass, yet I do not own a glass toy…seems wrong.

Don Wands Clear Nubby Swirl – Again, I love glass, so I may as well just go for straight for two, don’t you think?

Royal Balls (Lemon) – I’ve always been curious about the whole balls you can wear anywhere thing and these look like a perfect first set.

Eden Waterproof Body Blossom – I love interesting shapes, and this toy meets that criteria. Plus, it’s waterproof, which by now you can tell I’m quite fond of (hey, as a single mom, shower time is one of the few places I ever get to be alone…with the door locked)

Soft Leather Ankle Restraints Red/Black – You can really never have too many sets of cuffs, and these are black and red and buckley goodness.

Leather Bondage Belt /Cuffs – Small – I love multi-taskers and this belt not only allows you to be buckled to it, but can be transformed into cuffs!

Passion Belt – Because having my hands attached to my waist is restrictive in all the perfect ways.

Plushy Gear Lover’s Harness – Because I love the handles.

Fetish Fantasy Bed Restraint Bondage Kit – Because being tied to the bed and blindfolded heightens senses you forget you have.

Love Connections – Because nothing says ‘I trust you’ more then having your hands tied behind your back from a collar.

Thigh Cuffs – Because my current thigh cuffs allow for a lot of movement and these ones seem more restrictive–and I like that.

Fetish Fantasy Series Vibrating Nipple Clamp – Vibrating, nipples and clamp…just the words get me all excited.

Devinn Lane’s Waterproof Nipple Arousers – Um, because, as you may have figured out by now, I like to play in the water, and I don’t want my nipples to feel left out.

Sensual Hot Wax – I enjoy the warming, muscle relaxing heat that is induced by a little hot wax.

Black Light Body Paint Encounter – Because art class was always one of my favorites, and when you add the whole glow in the dark element, well you just can’t go wrong.

Love Stuff Body Butter (Very Cherry) – Having lubrication options, particularly flavored lubrication options, allows for some creative expression while making things run smoothly.

Kama Sutra Weekender Kit – It’s always nice to have some portable fun ready to stuff in your overnight bag for that last minute romantic night away.

Pink Dirty Dice – Because games are fun and dirty games are more fun.

Erotique Sexy Fishnet Top with G-String – So, I was in danceline in high school and have had a thing for fishnet ever since.

Gun Oil Lubricant 8 oz. – Because lubrication is always good to have on hand, and this one is good for use with silicone too.

All of this adds up to a grand total of: $996.93

If you want your own chance to win $1000 of free toys, check out the rules here.