1.) If you had to either shop for your groceries in your underwear only (bra&panties or boxers/briefs/whatever) or run streaking through the mall totally naked for no less than 4 minutes, which will you pick?
Although if I were the observer, the totally naked would probably be more fun to watch, I love my ‘outfits’ so I’d go with the underwear shopping. In fact, I totally wear a little something like this…
2.) You’re having dinner at the inlaws (your boyfriend/girlfriend’s parents if not married) and the food is so awful you would rather eat the table cloth. Your mother in law (bf/gf mother) calls you out and asks if there is anything wrong with the food. You can’t say you’re “just not that hungry” because you had earlier claimed to be “starving” so now, how do you respond to her?
Well, first off, there has only been a couple of times in my life that I have not been able to eat food that was presented to me, even if it wasn’t something I’d choose to eat. I love food, even food I don’t like I can eat. Now, that being said, IF this was one of the first times I’d met them and IF I absolutely could not even fake like it, I’d have to go for the ‘OMG-I-have-to-use-the-bathroom-unexpected-stomach-bug’–cuz you have to feel bad for a newcomer admitting diarrhea to people she hardly knows, right?
However, if this is like in-laws I see on a regular basis, say weekly or even monthly, who I’ve known for years–well then I just straight out ask, ‘Um, did you accidentally add something bad to this? Cuz I really cannot eat it…do you have peanut butter and jelly, I’ll make myself a sandwich.”
3.) In the middle of foreplay, your partner asks if you want to try something new. You ask what it is. They want to stick some kind of frozen fruit or vegetable up your anus. How open to trying this are you?
I’m always up for trying new things…not sure about frozen things in my anus…but maybe if it was 100 degrees out and the air conditioning was broken. If he ever brings it up, I’ll let you know where it goes…but really, if he asks now, I’ll start laughing and thank him for reading my blog.
4.) Would you rather have to walk 30 feet over burning hot coals or walk 70 feet over broken shards of glass? Why?
Hot coals. This is because I saw them do it on Myth Busters and I know the secret, or I knew the secret and would just have to remember it. (Note to self, watch for re-runs of that coal walking Myth Busters…just in case).
5.) Would you rather have to have sex with your partner with a room full of your former high school classmates watching or have sex with your partner in a room full with a mix of each of your former exes watching?
I’m gonna say high school classmates…cuz unlike my ex-husband, they’ll move on with their lives after it’s over…
