First off, this was intended for Tuesday, but it took me longer to compile than I’d planned…picking out sex toys is delicate work Anyway, we’ll call this one ‘Super Sex Toy Thursday’, or maybe ‘The Thursday edition of Super Sex Toy Tuesday’…either way, here it is:

Ok, so over at sextoys.com, there’s this contest going on that I could not resist participating in Ginger Leigh’s Fabulous Shopping Spree! Basically, anyone has the opportunity to win $1000 of free toys from sextoys.com, all you have to do is post your list to your blog (make sure to follow the rules, though, so you don’t miss out). My list includes 27 items and is as follows:

Love Pillow - Because it’s always nice to have a dedicated tool to assist in positioning

Clit exciter (pink) – Who can say no to multi-speed, glittered and waterproof clitoral specialization?

Whisper Micro Heated Pink - I’ve never had a toy with a remote, let alone a heated toy with a remote.

Rubber Cote Remote Egg – OK, so I’m kind of a techno-geek and remote controls excite me, especially when they work from a 35 foot range.

Good Time Vibe Pink – Because I’m a huge fan of waterproof toys and dual stimulation.

Little Su Natural Dildo – Black – Because it looks cool, it provides G-Spot AND clitoral stimulation, PLUS, designed by a woman…can’t go wrong.

We Vibe- I’ve always wanted one of these, I love experimenting and this toy is perfect for just that and more.

Dildo Boro Glass G Spot Pink – I love glass, yet I do not own a glass toy…seems wrong.

Don Wands Clear Nubby Swirl – Again, I love glass, so I may as well just go for straight for two, don’t you think?

Royal Balls (Lemon) – I’ve always been curious about the whole balls you can wear anywhere thing and these look like a perfect first set.

Eden Waterproof Body Blossom – I love interesting shapes, and this toy meets that criteria. Plus, it’s waterproof, which by now you can tell I’m quite fond of (hey, as a single mom, shower time is one of the few places I ever get to be alone…with the door locked)

Soft Leather Ankle Restraints Red/Black – You can really never have too many sets of cuffs, and these are black and red and buckley goodness.

Leather Bondage Belt /Cuffs – Small – I love multi-taskers and this belt not only allows you to be buckled to it, but can be transformed into cuffs!

Passion Belt – Because having my hands attached to my waist is restrictive in all the perfect ways.

Plushy Gear Lover’s Harness – Because I love the handles.

Fetish Fantasy Bed Restraint Bondage Kit – Because being tied to the bed and blindfolded heightens senses you forget you have.

Love Connections – Because nothing says ‘I trust you’ more then having your hands tied behind your back from a collar.

Thigh Cuffs – Because my current thigh cuffs allow for a lot of movement and these ones seem more restrictive–and I like that.

Fetish Fantasy Series Vibrating Nipple Clamp – Vibrating, nipples and clamp…just the words get me all excited.

Devinn Lane’s Waterproof Nipple Arousers – Um, because, as you may have figured out by now, I like to play in the water, and I don’t want my nipples to feel left out.

Sensual Hot Wax – I enjoy the warming, muscle relaxing heat that is induced by a little hot wax.

Black Light Body Paint Encounter – Because art class was always one of my favorites, and when you add the whole glow in the dark element, well you just can’t go wrong.

Love Stuff Body Butter (Very Cherry) – Having lubrication options, particularly flavored lubrication options, allows for some creative expression while making things run smoothly.

Kama Sutra Weekender Kit – It’s always nice to have some portable fun ready to stuff in your overnight bag for that last minute romantic night away.

Pink Dirty Dice – Because games are fun and dirty games are more fun.

Erotique Sexy Fishnet Top with G-String – So, I was in danceline in high school and have had a thing for fishnet ever since.

Gun Oil Lubricant 8 oz. – Because lubrication is always good to have on hand, and this one is good for use with silicone too.

All of this adds up to a grand total of: $996.93

If you want your own chance to win $1000 of free toys, check out the rules here.

Mother’s day will be upon us before you know it. As we wait for May 10 to arrive, I encourage you all to get a little something for yourself this Mother’s Day. You deserve it!

Why not pick out something you’ve always wanted to try? Or something that is just as pretty as it is functional, like the Shiny Orglassm. If there’s something you’ve have had your eye on trying or even if you’ve never owned a sex toy before, now you have the perfect excuse to get your very own Rock-chick massager.

I, myself, am a huge fan of clitoral simulators and this little baby not only has some great reviews, but it is well within my new budget:

Plus, it’s waterproof and I’m a big fan of fun in the tub.

Anyway, If you do treat yourself to a new sex toy, remember that  Mother’s Day is your day. Celebrate the daylight hours with those cute, short people that call you mom, but once they’re in bed, take some time to remember you’re a woman too. You’ll be an even better Mom the next morning, trust me

Happy Early Mother’s Day!!!

1. One size does not fit all.
You’d think this would be a ‘no duh,’ but when making initial purchases, it’s easy to go for something that looks pretty and sounds awe inspiring, when logic really should come into play. Everyone likes certain things certain ways for certain reasons, so it’s a good idea to take some time to thing about what you like when picking out toys.

With that, I’m going to send you to SEXIS, Eden Fantasys excellent blog. The Vroom: A Women’s Buyer’s Guide to Vibrators, outlines everything you need to know when purchasing your next vibrator.

2. Toys can be toxic.
This one I realized immediately after opening my online purchase. If I’d know the following, I could’ve saved myself some cash and being exposed to the noxious smell. It looked so awesome online, but I know better now.

And, I’m taking the lazy way out and sending you to another already existing resources. This Toxic Sex Toys Report is brought to you by The Smitten Kitten and shares some basic information on what materials to avoid when shopping for your most intimate toys.

So ladies, purchase carefully, be safe and most of all, have fun

Please help me out and tell me what you want by taking a quick survey. You’ll get 35% off at Madame Bella – lingerie that demands attention as a Thank You!

To make sure you get exactly what you deserve, make sure you have the perfect tool on hand– The perfect paddle, or perhaps whip?

Irish or not, make sure you get your spanking, even if you have to be a little naughty…

Please help me out and tell me what you want by taking a quick survey. You’ll get 35% off at Madame Bella – lingerie that demands attention as a Thank You!

Reason One: Stress Relief
Listen to the radio for 5 minutes, watch the news for one; if you find yourself fighting the urge to go hide in the back of your closet ’til it’s all over, you’re not alone. Not that the everyday of kids and/or work weren’t enough a year ago, but the daily doom & gloom just add that extra special cherry on top.

My recommended treatment? I say, once you’ve crawled to the back of the closet to hide from the world, grab for your very own Intimates Personal Pleasurizer G-Spot Vibrator. Guaranteed to cheer you up, reduce stress and put a smile on your face.

Reason Two: Improve Non-Solo Sex
We’ve all heard the phrase, “practice makes perfect.” Well, sex with your partner is one way to practice, but solo play is too. Here’s why: When you know what you want, you can tell your partner and then you’ll get what you want from him/her too.

Plus, if you like toys, you can try them out and introduce them to your partner once you’ve got the techniques mastered. Something like the Stubby G, with its splash proof design can even be tested in the shower for those who are rarely left alone (moms, I’m talking to you).

Next time you find yourself alone, needing a little stress relief, remember, a little self-love is not only fun, it’s good for you!

Two reasons not enough for you? More reasons to spend some quality alone time.

1. Trust – To truly and completely enjoy an experience like this, you MUST trust your partner. Part of the excitement is the ability to let go, the freedom to give the control. Knowing your partner wants to give you pleasure and connect with you at a level beyond the standard builds a connection that cannot be captured with words.

2. Heighted Senses – When you are blindfolded and tied-down, you can’t see or move, you anticipate each and every move from your lover using only your ‘free’ senses. You can hear him/her moving, you feel as he/ she touches you. You know that ‘things’ are going to happen and your mind runs wild. Each touch is like electricity running through you. It is very, very sensuous.

3. Fun – Plain and simple; playing with your lover is fun. When you have fun with someone you remember why you love them.

If you are nervous about experimenting with restraints, I recommend trying Adam & Eve’s Sexy Slave Kit. Despite the name, this kit is a perfect way to try it out without feeling trapped.

Don’t take it from just me, purchasers of the kit agree:

• “What a great way to spice things up. The restraints were soft and easy to break free from but also a pure pleasure to use.”
• “I liked this product because of the feather, and the fact that you can get out of the restraints whenever you want. You don’t feel trapped”
• “Great starter kit for the timid. Good quality and very easy to use and set up. I would recommend for anyone.”
• more reviews

Toys of all kinds are fun, they help us learn about ourselves and provide good old ole’ pleasure.

One of my favorites is the pocket rocket. It’s nothing too fancy, but I assure you, it does its job.

Foot Fetish Friday will share not only the sexiest footwear online, but also contain some suggestions (or stories) on how to put your footwear to good use.

The Sunday Spank will highlight lingerie and accessories to help keep all bedroom activities in order.

And, Super Sex Toy Tuesday is my way of helping the women of the world get acquainted with ALL forms of self-exploration.

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